"The most placid, most reasonable man, so long as he has a big moustache, can sit quietly in its shade — as the accessory of a big moustache he will give most people the impression of being military, irascible and sometimes violent, so they will behave accordingly." — The Dawn
How awesome is that?! It is as if the mustache is a “substance”, and the person is just an accidental property of the ‘stache (an “accessory” to it).
Well, I got sick of being shaggy, so I shaved down to my mustache. I think I look like a mix between Wild Bill Hickock and Dale Earnhardt Sr.